Ape Snot Diesel funk. Sour skunk. Chocolate haze dripping in earthy gas. Flavors: Like ripping a blunt in a mechanic’s shop — sticky diesel, sour funk, and a hint of bitter chocolate on the back end. Effects: Smacks with a cerebral rush before locking you down heavy. Euphoric, stoney, and couch-glued — the kind of high that melts stress and leaves you stuck laughing at nothing. Sticky. Funky. Relentless.